I have nipples?

So, night before last, I was putting Ian's pj's on when he looked down and found his nipples. He was like..."hey, that's a bungy tail". By the way, does anyone know what a bungy tail is? Yeah...me neither. Anyways, I said, "What did you call it?" Ian, "A bungy tail." Me, "No, son, those are called nipples." Ian, "Nipples?" Me, "Yes." Ian, "I gotta go tell daddy!!" Me, "ok...he'll be glad to know what they are."

So, Ian goes running into our den topless and proceeds to point out his nipples to Jason. Jason was like "WOW!" Jason then proceeds to lift his shirt and say, "Yeah, I have nipples too!!"

Ian is jumping up and down with excitement at this point. Who knew discovering nipples would be so exciting!!

Ian then looks at me...as if to say, ok mommy, show me yours...and I was like, "don't even think about it...I'm NOT showing mine!!"

Anyways...we just died laughing!!! Hilarious!